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About Me Whats up Im Joe A.K.A. One-eyed-Wolfsbane.
the year 1607 ishh I was almost 7 moons old when my father dropped me off in what I know now was a island named ? His last words to me were," hope you find your sister." it rings in my ear to this day, or it could be that tree I bounced off as he gentle set me into the woods. I didn't want to leave the warmth of the berlap sac but chose to venture out. After crawling for a few yards I came across a furry patch that looked extremely inviting, the warmth of the fur opened my eyes to see a large male wolf licking me clean since I was filthy. He spoke to me in a language that I took as my own. I was taught How to hunt, using my teeth to fend for my postion in the pack as well as feed what now is my family. The other cubs were jealous when I began to walk on two legs and I was jealous because they could......well......it seemed like yoga....but fun yoga. ( see karma sutra book pg 11.) Everything was as it was until it wasn't. Famine took me further and further from the island venturing towards others that were kind of like me. But didn't like me. I was considered a strange and amusing naked fellow which fell into one crowd more than the others PIRATES!
My last memory was of the townspeople after me screaming ," Kill the Wolfsbane!", holding up the cacarsses of me parents. thats when everything went black and I found myself on a ship. They put me down below to help run the bilige pumps, but, wolfsbane gets hungry, so I ate the 1st mate, and then I became 1st mate,. Now I'm part of a pack. Alot of people,/pirates talk about life in the streets etc. was hard, Try crawling through a wolfpack at 3 mnths old trying to find a lack tating teet. THE END

I win~

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